mobile update (15 minutes ago)

I'm a copy/paste update to your status feed
You can press a button and tell me who I am
With a few keystrokes and a touch of thought
I become your Something or ex-Something
I can't remember which.

Digitized romance should be made freeware
But my cyborg tears exceed bandwidth
The server to your heart is not responding
And I, with point and click precision,
I can't recall your face.

I type "true love" into the search bar
Click the link that holds your name
And breathless, as I feel your pulse
The screen emerges and proclaims:
404 Error: Page not found